May 2013
30 posts
meladoodle:
do you wonder if god ever thinks ‘woah these humans were kinda a bad idea’
if countries were students
Australia: The class clown who makes everyone laugh
America: The jock who loves themselves and everyone secretly hates
Canada: The nice person who offers to show you around on your first day
England: The hot boy everybody wants to bang because he's a gentlemen
New Zealand: Australia's little brother who is the only one who thinks Australia sucks
The Netherlands: That high kid in the back that everyone just ignores
France: The romantic playboy who hangs around England too much
China: The overly smart kid who puts his hand up for every question
Russia: The scary large kid that nobody talks to because they'll probably get stabbed
Ireland: England's short drunk friend who nobody understands but likes
Argument I heard on the bus
Guy 1: no, niggah, gay bros can raise babies. Look at that warthog motherfucker and that ferret thing that raised Simba. And that niggah became king of motherfucking Africa.
“You are not weak just because your heart feels so heavy.”
– Andrea Gibson (via arabarabarab)
mu5icliz:
germansam:
tokyosluts:
Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win-win situation
It’s like being dead without the commitment.
“True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class...”
–
Kurt Vonnegut (via theglobalrenaissance)
April 2013
56 posts
“There are 7 billion people on this planet who I have not met, and 195 countries...”
– Unknown (via lunaoki)
when you start liking someone: ah fuck
intertnet:
is there a scholarship for trying
